Hellooooo is it me you're looking for.

Yes it is me, did you miss me? Oh didn't even realized I had left... well fuck you very much.

Mr. Butts update- We go on May 14th to see if there is any pressure build up behind his eyes. If no pressure more than likely no surgery YAY!!! Pray real hard.

A couple posts ago I talked about having to be thankful for my job... well I'm over being thankful. On Thursday I tested for my dream job. A corrections officer. I'm so psyched. I should find out in a couple weeks if I passed the test. Then you interview, get a physical, maybe get a job. I hope I get it. It'll be like the show Women Behind Bars for work.

I've lost 5lbs since the last time I wrote to you all. That isn't good enough for me. SO I joined this Extreme Bobdy makeover course. It's a 10 week long course and if you change the most in the 10 weeks you can win 1000.00 I'm down for it. I start May 23rd. The biggest issue, you HAVE to go 6 times a week. BD said for as much as we paid for the course he'll lock me out of the house if I slack off. I'm pretty excited about it.

Oh June 6th the OMA comes to visit. This is BD's grandmother form Germany. She does not speak a lick of English.... and she's one intimidating old woman. I'm scurred. I'm not gonna lie. The worst part she wants to take a day trip to the Mall of America. This is NOT a day trip. This is a 4 hour drive ONE WAY to the Mall of Satan's Loins with 3 kids. I dread taking my kids to fucking Wal-Mart. The mall is a HUGE NOOOOO GOD NOOOO!!
THIS does NOT make me happy.
How do you say "I don't fucking think so" in German?