Happy New Year! Love, Your Aunt

Happy New Year to me.
You want to know how my New Years is being spent?
I'm at work-- they are kind enough to let us out early which turns out to be 30 minutes earlier than my regular leave time.
Aunt Flo decided to come today with a got-damn vengeance. I don't know what I did to you Aunt Flo but really, you can suck it.
So I'm stuck at work bloated in some tight ass Lane Giant jeans looking AND feeling like a stuffed sausage with the cramps from hell.
So FUCK YOU 2009 you really left a bad taste in my mouth, or feeling in my jeans!

To Breed or Not to Breed that is the question

We have 3 boys. Skywalker is my son from a previous relationship he is 11
Zaber is our's together he is 4
Mr. Butts is our's together he is 1

We both have always wanted a girl. I will say my only real reason for wanting a girl is to play dress up with her and name her after my mom.

BD has always wanted a girl from the beginning.

I know that having a girl will be a handful. I was a brat as a teenager and I am sure that if I have a mini me she won't last past the age of 13. I know she will be hell to raise becaues she will be Daddy's little girl and he will let her get away with everything. So even since having Mr. Butts I've planned that to be my final pregnancy. BD- not so much he was ready to keep trying until we had a little girl.

Then...... a couple weeks ago BD announced NO MORE KIDS. He had been pulled aside at Zaber's preschool and told that Zaber doesn't listen, he gives off the wall answers to simple questions. All things that we were told about Skywalker when he was around 5 years old. BD is concerned that we have another Asperger's child. I don't agree. Zaber is totally different. Skywalker didn't talk until after he was 3 years old and he didn't just give off the wall answers his shit just did not make sense what-so-ever. Zaber LOVES to learn, I can carry conversations easier than I can with Skywalker even to this day. The thing is Zaber is an asshole. Just plain and simple. He doesn't give a fuck. It's about Zaber and what Zaber wants to do. You can't beat good behavior into him, you can't put him in the corner, he'll just tell you it's not fair and basically turn around and do the same shit over again even if he knows he's going to get in trouble. Why, again because Zaber is an asshole. He's a loveable asshole and he's an adorable asshole but he's an asshole all the same.

So here we both sit thinking no mas on more kids. I'm even playing around with getting fixed. **Even though I told BD I went through 3 surgeries to have my children he can get his boys snipped, it's only fair.... he's not going for it**

What's the problem you ask? Our reasons are different. I know that Zaber just needs to be kept busy, he's just an active child. Folks are all hip to medicate him but really he's just a typical boy. He'll grow out of it I'm sure.

My reason for not wanting any more is I'm damn near 30 years old and though that's the perfect age for regular people to have kids I started out early and I think i should be done early. As it is now all my kids will be able to fend for themselves by the time I am 46 years old. I can legally throw them out of my house if they are little fuck ups. If they are responsible I can trust them and be able to leave my house to go galavanting across the world with no worries. I am ready to get my body back and I'm ready to be a MILF and be DONE. The other reason is financial means. We live comfortably, yes we have a strict budget but at the same time I don't want to throw another child in the mix I want to be better off in 3 years not sitting in the same place.

BD says that we never thought we could afford one more let alone two and we still make it work.

So do I wait? Or do I take BD's fear and run with it?

In the end I will talk to BD about this. Explain that I think his fear of breeding more asshole's is unfounded... but then what if I do too good of a job and he wants another?!?!?

Why ask for a list if you're just going to get me random shit?

I don't want to sound ungrateful. I am truly grateful for the gifts I receive. However if you are just going to pick up random shit to give me just give me the cash. I received a very shitty Christmas from my dad and his girlfriend. I can honestly say I think the girlfriend did the shopping. Also please note that my dad is well off, he has no bills except his monthly electric, gas. He has NO debt and makes VERY good money.
I asked for one thing. Photo editing software that is $24.99.
This is what I got:
-Bath and Body Works Lotion
-Bath and Body Works Body Spray
-$25.00 gift card to Red Lobster ( I hate seafood with a passion)
-$25.00 in a roll of $1.00 coins that he fully expects me to save because they might be worth something later.
Again I asked for Photo editing software.
WTF?!?!
I returned the Bath and Body Works stuff because it's not a scent I wear, never have worn, never WANT to wear and what does the lady at the register tell me. "Oh this was part of a buy 2 get 2 free special so your total is divided among 4 bottles (note I received 2 bottles apparently his girlfriend decided to keep the others for herself. LOL) So my return equaled $15.00 that I HAVE to spend at B&B. I did end up picking up a sugar scrub that I wanted and that took up all of my $15.00 and then I had to add another $1.62 to it.

This hurts because I really put a lot of thought into his and his girlfriends gifts. I know that his girlfriend is the one that picked out the gifts as she made that VERY clear. BD always has said she has a thing for him and I'm starting to think it's true. My gift was handed to me in a very used gift bag with WADDED up tissue paper shoved to the side to hold my bottles of B&B stuff up. His gift (WHO SHE MADE CLEAR SHE WRAPPED AND WASN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?!?!) Was in a beautiful box with a ribbon around it (the fancy ribbon with the wire but who's paying attention right?) He received sweat pants and a sweat shirt (on his list) with the tags still on it that added up to about $35.00 and a $25.00 gift card to Red Lobster (which he has wanted to try out and has mentioned that before to her) and then she says to BD "Maybe you can find sitters and we can go together" and then she smiles at BD longingly and licks her lips... OK she just smiled but still!

Here's the other thing about this woman. She is 46 with 2 boys. One 15 one 20, after we had dinner at my dad's house where SHE and HER KIDS live. My dad, BD, and I were the one's doing dishes? I gave her kids gifts. Granted I don't KNOW these kids but thought it would be the right thing to do and I did only spend $10.00 each on them but they NEVER said THANK YOU?!?!? Also oldest kid goes to school part-time does not work, and when my dad got him a job at a convenience store (my cousin is the manager), the oldest kid said he doesn't "want" to work at a gas station. As if it's beneath him.... REALLY?!?!
So I gave Dad a call this morning. This is how it goes:
Me: "Hey Dad, when you're alone give me a call ok"
Dad: "Go ahead, it's fine"
Me: "Do you think G/F is weird?"
Dad: laughing "yeah, FUCK YEAH I think she's weird"
Me: "What's the deal with her kids, you know they didn't even thank us for the gifts"
Dad: "doesn't surprise me, they're ungrateful little bastards"
Me: "Dad, really are you happy?"
Dad: "No, I'm about ready to blow. Mainly over that oldest kid he shouldn't even be living there. Between me and you after the first of the year I'm going to tell her to kick rocks"

So I'm relieved but still pissed I gotta wait until next year for him to make up for his eff'd up g/f LOL.

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By the end you'll want to fuck an alien... just sayin'.
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Blended Families and Christmas

Can i just say that blended families are a LOT harder to manage than you would think. I love Joel and I loved his dad. He was the father to my son. He was not a great father but as a person he was a good person. I will always love him. I am angry that he decided to kill himself and now I am stuck cleaning up the mess... but sometimes I wish I had never met him and that I had the same kid but with BD.... because then we wouldn't have this whole blended family issue to deal with.

11 years old really?

Skywalker and Zaber spent the night at my dad's house on Friday night. My dad doesn't have much patience so I don't think he'll be taking them again for awhile. He said Skywalker was fine until dad's girlfriend's son who is 14 or 15 got up. Then Skywalker was talking about inappropriate things. For example dad's g/f said she was going to take a shower and Skywalker got a grin and said "oh, can I join you?" and G/F said "I don't think so". WTF?!?! Really? What is going on? Dad called me this AM to tell me about it and said that he's said comments like that before in the past. So I am going to have to have a talk with him. I know he's going through this stage where he thinks it's funny to talk about boobs and stuff . I'm going to have to sit him down and have a talk about how it's inappropriate. I am not looking forward to this talk. In a way I think it's that he's wanting to "fit in" and with the asperger's he doesn't know how to so he thinks he's being funny. Another thing he says is stuff like "I have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend ha ha ha" just joking around. I tell him all the time that it's not funny but he doesn't seem to get it. Now that I hear what he is saying around my dad I wonder what he says around other people when I'm not there. Ugh.

Opening my dirty whore mouth per Aunt Becky's request

Go to http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=2894 to find out why I'm doing this....

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
- No, I like chocolate, caramel, whipped cream, and nuts

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
Piss Flaps. My BFF tells people to lick her piss flaps when she's mad. I find it repulsive. That and Booty Hole, my husband always changes songs to say something about putting it in the booty hole and that too repulses me.

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Sweet and Sour sauce

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
Put the movies away... 2 seconds later Mr. Butts rips them out and throws them on the floor

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
Linnie, it's what my baby sister called me growing up

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
Bon Jovi
Michael Jackson
New Kids On The Block
Stevie Knicks
Reba Mcintire

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
False- doesn't go good with ice cream

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
Follow your gut

Where you been?

I haven't been around for awhile, we've been fighting colds, ear infections, strep throat in our house. I've also been very lazy about doing my home work for school so I'm trying to get caught up.
At work they promoted a not so trustworthy person in our department as supervisor. So far so good... I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
DH and I have been getting along so well. Not that we normally don't but it's weird it's like in the past month we've found our niche. I know we've been together 5 years but it's just like we're two puzzle pieces and we've finally got the click in it. We've been very aware of how we treat each other. It's great... now watch tonight he'll do something that I have to kick his ass over.
Zaber is just a piece of work. He is 4 years old still peeing in his pants, talking back, being aggressive with Mr. Butts. He is driving us insane. We are at a loss. We are so worn out by him. We've tried everything so don't leave me comments telling me to spend more one on one time with him, been there, done that. The kid is an asshole. I love him but he's a total asshole.
Skywalker is doing fabulous I am SO proud of him. He graduated from his IEP at school. He's getting AWESOME grades. He even played basketball this year! He's finally found his groove.
Mr. Butts is still the cutest thing ever and I could spend all day squeezing him. he's such a good boy.... just wating for Zaber to corrupt him.
That's it I know a boring post. Sorry no juicy news here..... might be a drama free holiday.. we'll see! We do have Christmas dinner at evil Step-mom and Dad's house this Sunday.... I'm bringing a bottle of wine. For myself.