Random

OK, it's 1:26 in the morning and here I sit on my couch with just my undies on blogging. I went to bed at 8:00 with contractions, woke up at 1AM with a hurting ear.. apparently I slept on it wrong. How the FUCK do you sleep on your ear wrong? I hope I don't get cauliflower ear.. that would suck. It would match the rest of my puffy face.
So last weekend my friend took me to lunch and a movie. It was my gift from her for having a kid. This is my third boy what could she get me? Plus she wanted to pay it forward because I threw her a baby shower last Sept. anyway we went to see Pineapple Express. Not a movie that I would've picked but it turned out to be funny. I'm most impressed that my pregnant ass was able to sit through the whole thing without getting up to go pee once! oh and just sitting in a movie seat at 8 mos pregnant. That's a feat in itself!!!
I feel guilty though, I've been supposed to go have dinner with an old high school friend Sara since the end of June. Every time we're supposed to go something comes up on my end. So I told her that we'd get together for lunch after I have the baby and things calm down.
MMMM fair food. So the Iowa State Fair is going on... OMG I would kill for some of that food. Sucks it's so expensive, and I don't think I could walk around. I asked Chris if he would push me in a wheel chair and he said HELL NO. I told him I'd rent a Hov-around (sp) and he said that there's NO way he'd be seen with me in that thing. What ever he's just jealous. He could get one to match. It would be sweet. It's the fair, how can you be embarassed? Has he not seen the people that go there?
As I type with just undies on (I can't sleep with clothes and I couldn't find them to come sit down, and it's my house if I want to sit here naked I CAN!) I look down at my TIT OL' BIDDIES and think damn, they are getting big. So the other day Chris saw them and said "HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT YOUR NIPPLES! HAVE YOU GONE AFRICAN ON ME?!?!? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG ON THE COVER OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" Thanks dear, you are so sweet.