Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The short version

We found out the day after Christmas that Chris' dad was cheating on his mom 3 years ago when they split.... and he's still with this woman.... and took it upon himself to introduce her to our child without our knowledge. Didn't go over too well. Future father-in-law's name is no longer welcome in our lives. Future father-in-law blames this on me...... because I told him it would be a "really cool idea for you to fuck one of your co-workers and then let Chris find out about three years later" oh and did I mention that mistress is YOUNGER THAN CHRIS...

My side of the family drama- Grandma Gamble died back in August. Aunt has been paying all her bills. Apparently Grandma Gamble had "stash" hidden in a lock box in her night stand. Aunt went over to get "stash" to pay bills and stash has been stolen and beat up box has been put back in night stand like nothing happened..... no signs of breaking and entering... must be an inside job.... Christmas day find out ex-drug addict brother's girlfriend lost her job in November and doesn't start a new one until January..... seems someone hasn't turned over the new leaf that we all thought they did.

Other than THAT Christmas drama things are running smoothly. I go wedding gown shopping on Sunday... .not looking forward to that. Simply because I'm a fat ass but I'm on a mission to change that.

I will tell you my loyal readers.. I Lindsey weighed in at 220lbs on December 29th. Please note I am only 4' 11 and 3/4ths of an inch. That's right bitches... tubby packed it on. I delivered Leo in August at 225 pounds. I'm not just obese I'm straight up MORBIDLY OBESE. I am on a mission to lose weight. I want to lose 20lbs by the wedding. You all are going to join me on this weight loss mission. I will be honest with you all. I will post my weight every Monday. As of Monday January 5th I weighed in at 214 pounds. I've been playing the hell out of the Wii we got for Christmas (and am dying to get the wii fit) watching what I'm eating, and walking on my lunch hour. I also had my girlfriend take pictures of me in my bra and underwear. I too will be posting those in all it's nasty glory! I will then post updated pictures once a month. I am not responsible if you get physically ill after viewing the pictures. Now I just need to get her to email them to me... maybe the pictures are too big bah hahahahaha

1 comments:

mrs.stark said...

It's always great to know that there are more people out there going through the same thing. We are around the same weight. I have put on over 100 pds since I met my husband. I am on a mission to lose it this year. So far, so good. Having the 24 hour stomach flu helped, lol. Oh, also, I think we have the same baby daddy's, lol. I was in love with Luke Perry and Donny Walhberg growing up.