Happy New Year! Love, Your Aunt

Happy New Year to me.
You want to know how my New Years is being spent?
I'm at work-- they are kind enough to let us out early which turns out to be 30 minutes earlier than my regular leave time.
Aunt Flo decided to come today with a got-damn vengeance. I don't know what I did to you Aunt Flo but really, you can suck it.
So I'm stuck at work bloated in some tight ass Lane Giant jeans looking AND feeling like a stuffed sausage with the cramps from hell.
So FUCK YOU 2009 you really left a bad taste in my mouth, or feeling in my jeans!