Something witty-- I'll fail you

Nothing much new here. Just doing a little wedding planning. We found our wedding and reception site, for a pretty decent price and my dad said he'd pay half the deposit without me begging... shocking to say the least. My dad also snagged some of my grandma's costume jewelry when they were going through her stuff. I'm super excited about that!

Oh... and wedding dress shopping. I admit I am dreading going to the actual stores. I'm fat, and it's gonna be hard to find a big girl dress to look good. I'm not GOT DAMN THAT'S A BIG BITCH Fat. I'm more of the "Oh if she dropped 40-50lbs she'd be hot" right now I just look like a mom.. gimme a break I just popped out a kid 2 months ago... I really have no plans on dropping weight before the wedding. It's a nice thought, but it's not a reality so I say fuck it. Anyway as I peruse the wedding dresses I realize I want sleeveless because. I know this because I wore a short sleeved wedding gown in 2004 when I was center of attention that day. It was quite uncomfortable. I couldn't lift my arms. Then I'm like if I get strapless I have huge ta ta's we're talking DD's and I'm not even 5 foot tall. I'm gonna worry my ta's are hanging out. I also have tattoos on my shoulder blades and as much as I love the meaning of them I don't want them in my pictures. Then there's the style with the wide straps... That would be OK, but most don't have the rest of the shape I'm looking for and I have a really broad back and I'm afraid my back fat would ooze through them.

Chris is still just the house bitch. He still hasn't found a part time job... I'm not as pissy about it as I thought I would be. Though three weeks BEFORE he was supposed to become house bitch I informed him that he needed to have a part time job. Here we are 3 weeks POST house bitch and nothing. His mom has been all over his ass though. It makes me giggle. It's like he thinks everyone is waiting for him to show up.